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My big sister would have Skype calls like this with me all the time when I went away to college for my freshman year, but acted like nothing happened when I came home for the summer. I was really angry at her, but when they started up again the next fall,

jammasterj: “gentlemen prefer dumbs.”a crummy little doodle for my friend mark (yes, you, velasquez.) because the first thing he ever said to me was something about zach and hand jobs. so, i mean, duh. best friends. This happens all the time,

Honey, when you married me you didn’t, even remotely, imagine that all this could ever happen, that I would not only make you wear a maid’s uniform but also be the most obsequious of all maids every time I invite my lover over for dinner and

snuffbomb: scara-soul: betrayuss-spheros: asktheshyfluttershy: Try it plzz Last time I rebloged this all of tumblr froze for a while for me and everyone else… the only thing that happened was me getting trippy THE DAY IS SAVED!!! all thanks to…

Sorry for posting a meme but this is too funny. If you’ve been on the internet more than 5 minutes you know that interracial is code for “black guy with a non black girl”. Yet pic related happens to me all the time (especially on twitter)

Seriously, I bought WAY too many games during that time, and 97% of them weren’t for me XD Oh god I can’t do that again. I bought so many games my card got put on hold because the bank thought a theft happened, and I started digging into my

I know it is a little late, but here is the new photo that I promised this morning! More me than I usually show and more explicit than I usually get, but I really liked this photo. Which is not something that normally happens. Thank you all again!

haveayeolliday: foreverkpopblogging: holy crap. trio dance break needs to happen more often This stressed me out for the longest time

bustysister: My big sister would have Skype calls like this with me all the time when I went away to college for my freshman year, but acted like nothing happened when I came home for the summer. I was really angry at her, but when they started up again

ceasie: tahthetrickster: Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this??? Do this and artists have the right to counter claim for fraud, closing the commissioners account. This has happened to me 4 times, all 4 offenders have

stannisbarathcon: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

geekinglikeaboss: birdblinder: me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened… Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide.

electricsexdoll: wordsmatty: My apologies for the run of shameless self-reblogging. I was perusing my me tag and kept thinking, “oh I had forgotten about this one.” Happens to me all the time, no worries :) Then I’m in excellent company.

Whatever happens I think I’m going to go away for a long time. I’m forsure going to move. Why is it that I get all the assholes, and not want to leave them though? I can’t believe he did this to me. I know he’s scared too and that

Sitting here watching Indiana Jones and realizing that when I watched this movie for the first time, which was probably when I was like eight or something, I had no idea that it was happening, but all my sexual preferences were formed. Indy is an older,

t3rabithia: Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym Me now:

buppygirl: This curvy chubs is doing a naughty Snapchat fashion show of all the cute outfits I got gifted for my B-day! Literally happening right nows! 🎉 Become a member to watch and chat me up with just a one time payment of ำ OR only ษ if you

buppygirl: buppygirl: This curvy chubs is doing a naughty Snapchat fashion show of all the cute outfits I got gifted for my B-day! Literally happening right nows! 🎉 Become a member to watch and chat me up with just a one time payment of ำ OR only

alright yall time for me to get serious. this is for all the tumblrs and followers that have family in boston, that know someone or some ppl in boston or anyone who lives in boston and was affected by the events that happened yesterday. this is for all

paulpak: the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t This happened to me after the second time watching

bbabybbear: This never happens to me, but I peed my pants waiting for the bathroom to open up. Why must all my housemates decide to shower at the same time?! 🌹message for custom/premade content🌹

kkatkkrap: smile-and-press-on: remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural like this actually happened Hold up, wait a minute, let me explain y’all a thing. So a few years ago, I was involved with the press release for REPO!

animeadult: animeadult: i just started watching some UK bachelor show on youtube where some of the guys are gay and the girl has to pick a straight guy by the end and they’re all meeting her for the first time and giving her presents and this one

yamino: xekstrin: groovyphilia: Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome. Suddenly, I understand. omg I thought they were kidding but that’s literally what happened Happens to me all the time.

stannisbarathcon: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

ceasie: tahthetrickster: Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this??? Do this and artists have the right to counter claim for fraud, closing the commissioners account. This has happened to me 4 times, all 4 offenders have

xmissmaex: smille-for-all-time-low: imaslytherinbitch: romionearemyhorrocrux: Me: Strike a pose for me Tom ;) Tom Felton: Alright ;) and this is probably the most beautiful picture of Tom Felton you have ever seen. If you happen to reblog this please

In moments like this, when I am so afraid, all I want is for you to hold my hand. Like you do when we are dancing, and the song ends, so you give me one last spin, and then take me back into your arms, intertwining our fingers, capturing my

geekinglikeaboss: birdblinder: me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened… Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide.

sissysecretcloset: pinkyboi: wannabefemlexi: Blackmail for a Blowjob Follow wannabefemlexi for more! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wannabefemlexi This one has happened to me also Yeh - happens to me all the time

rainman577: succumbtoyou91: sissiestaci: This should so be in the Sunday paper, for all sissies to look n learn by Wish these would happen to me. All of them ^_^ i Need This all the Time 😍

quietpetal: thetremblingofmyhand: if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement This happens to me all the time.

queenfutaslut: katethewolfe: sephiraann: neineiakatsu: uwufur: (´･ω･`)♥ beautiful Hehehehe I’m not drooling, you’re drooling. Nice. Just in time for All HallowsEve Hehe I wish this would happen to me, going threw the wood and next

mastera6: chastepup:Locked, jocked and tailed. All ready for the weekend! This is what happens when I give the pup permission to play with his ass. He has not been on his hands and knees in front of me for three weeks so he deserved a little fun time

rapewhistled: “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “…..is typing” “hehe”

bustysister: My big sister would have Skype calls like this with me all the time when I went away to college for my freshman year, but acted like nothing happened when I came home for the summer. I was really angry at her, but when they started up again

moved2honeybumbleebee-deactivat:moved2honeybumbleebee-deactivat:For fuck sake man I show my 😻 for 2 mins and I get flagged yet there’s whole porn bots out there with stolen content and entire whole porn videos but nOooOOOOOoooOOoo HES SLEEPY

jesskilz: w4tters: do you ever have a sex dream about someone and then wake up and be in love with them for a few days lol yes

Hey don’t be this person about requests. Just ask. I’ve had the same front text on my profile since 2015 and for the longest time I’ve done more then 300 requests or even more from all kinds of sites. All I can say is no. This makes me want to

barefootdomme:Sometimes I think I’m more important than I am 🤦🏻‍♀️😂These idiots need to fuck off however. Happens to me all the time :’) this one is ripe for ‘report spam & block’. Or like the fakes that start with

geekinglikeaboss: birdblinder: me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened… Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide.

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